He's my favorite person in the whole wide world. However, he is the king of lame and/or disgusting lines. He's a guy that loves bodily functions. If you ever meet him, he is that guy that will ask you to pull his finger. Luckily, I'm a big fan of lameness :-) it's my favorite...and I'm unaffected by disguting bodily functions. SOOO, in honor of my love's lame lines, I have compiled a list of lame pick up lines from various sources around the internet. I'm making him several homemade valentine's this year and each one is going to have a lame line :-).
1. Can I borrow your library card? 'Cause I'm checkin' you out
2. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
3. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
4. If I had a penny for my thoughts, I'd have one penny because all I think about is you.
5. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Just for the record, I have some kind of romantic ones that are actually serious. I just think these are so much more fun.
I hope you're excited about Valentine's Day too!
Be crafty!
-Krackle
3 comments:
Ok, so the last one is unquestionably Josh. Too hilarious!
I am in love with this post, because this is totally what Brand would throw out at me for Valentines. I may beat him to the punch this year! :)
Jess- I know right? My roomie told me that one and immediately followed it with "It seemed like a Josh-y thing to say." ha
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